The M.P.A.A. has approved the following entry for reading by all audiences.
COMING SOON, to a blog near you!
MORE S.E.X.!!!!!!
"Oh Johnny! Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yes, yes, yes!!!!! Harder, faster, harder, no...wait, no, you've got it all wrong. Ugh. C'mon, you had me going, and then you had to go and do, well, that. What the hell? Gosh."
MORE VIOLENCE!!!!
"SMACK!" "BAM!" "BOOM!" "FRAP!" "ouch! That hurt."
MORE LANGUAGE!!!!
"&*(#$&(@, you &*$(#& ^&*^$*&@^er." "Get the *&() out of my ^$&#*^@&* %^&$6& you ^&$#@^* @$$ ^&$%." "And ^&$@!!!!"
With a little bit of the meaty, juicy details of my life. Don't miss it!
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2 comments:
this was hands down amazing and so muc better than i ever could have done it
ur the besttttttt
<3
Where's the SEXUAL VIOLENCE?
or, conversely, the VIOLENT SEX?
Either would be acceptable
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